Red Herring

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02/02/2016 1 star because Holly Valance's American accent is improving. 30min into the film though and I swear it should be billed as a comic caricature. It's TERRIBLE. Pity the actor tarred with this joke. See more 12/23/2015 This film for a low budget indie, has the production like a million dollar film. Great locations, action, and some of the acting. See more 11/11/2015 Boring movie and the plot and characters don't make sense. Acting is awful. Many scenes are pointless and the dialogue is cringy. See more 11/11/2015 What a great movie: Said no one ever. I want my hour and a half back. I do not give this movie half a star because it deserves it. Half a star is merely the minimum that is available. My fucking god. The level of cinematographic indigestion here is impressive. The real rating should be between "Go fuck yourself" and "every participant is better off being a shoe shiner." Let's start with the plot: "I am damaged. My girlfriend left me and I hate my job. Banana. I'm going to shoot people and chill in Vegas till she comes back. Potato. I am smart. I don't think she's coming back. I am Batman." The best parts by far were potato and banana. The movie is narrated by the talented Robert Scott Howard. Let's call him Rob. My boy Rob has never played even a minutely important role, in any movie. In this movie he plays a vegas cop who's close friends all happen to be criminals. Rob doesn't want to be a cop. He spends most the movie mourning his lost loved. She's not dead though, she just kinda left town. He has PTSD from his girl leaving him. So, in a scheme to trick his love to come back to Vegas, he decides his best course of action is to make Las Vegas a better city. Statistically speaking, if more people want to come to Vegas, there's a chance his love will come. Makes sense right? The entire movie is a red herring. It is void of anything that even mimics value, sensibility, or coherency. This piece of foul rotting diarrhea has about two to five minutes of content relevant to it's abysmal plot line. Ok, now we can quickly skip over character development because of it's lack of existence. Lastly I'd like to go to the cast. There was not a single line delivered on cue. The facial expressions produce as much value as a piss winery. Not one facial expression that might reveal any relevant emotion to the scenes. I am very sorry for the loss of everyone's career associated with this movie. However, it brings me immense joy knowing that these actors have been removed from most casting pools. Now that they will have to find different jobs, maybe they can contribute somehow in their lives. Watch this if you don't value your time. See more 10/21/2015 Blood and Guts My kine of movie.!!! See more Read all reviews

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