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Alexis Loinaz

Alexis Loinaz's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).

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Alien: Covenant (2017) 65% EDIT “The most shocking part about Alien: Covenant, though, is how unshocking it actually is. For all its slick effects and brooding burnish, the film is a by-the-numbers retread of can't-miss Alien tropes amassed over four decades of deep-space marauding.” – People Magazine May 18, 2017 Full Review Rubber (2010) 66% 1.5/5 EDIT “A ludicrous joyride for about 10 minutes before quickly becoming a road to nowhere.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Circo (2010) 92% 4/5 EDIT “Ironic images of mugging clowns and caged animals carry dramatic heft as we uncover the strife that blankets the troupe and the familial restraints that shackle its young performers.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Meek's Cutoff (2010) 86% 3.5/5 EDIT “Reichardt has a great gift for crafting meditative aeries filled with disarming emotional power, and she harnesses that to weave a potent parable about solemnity, solitude and survival.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Rio (2011) 72% 2.5/5 EDIT “Just like a pretty pet bird: perky and chirpy, before swiftly fading into the background.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review African Cats (2011) 73% 3.5/5 EDIT “With vistas this majestic, and camerawork this stunning, African Cats comes out roaring.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Pom Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold (2011) 72% 4/5 EDIT “The biggest product Spurlock ends up hawking is Morgan Spurlock: a crafty documentarian who, by selling out, ironically buys himself more cred.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010) 96% 3.5/5 EDIT “In true Herzogian fashion, the quirky filmmaker has painted his own distinctive creature: a documentary art film.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review 13 Assassins (2010) 95% 2.5/5 EDIT “Miike devotes the film's final 40 minutes to all manner of slice/dice/stab/jab melees that soon border on ridiculous parody and undermine the impact.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Something Borrowed (2011) 15% 2.5/5 EDIT “A sugary, fluffy meringue of a movie that's digestible in two bites, with a delicious-looking cast to make you forget there's not much to bite into.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Hesher (2010) 55% 2.5/5 EDIT “It's like a Gregg Araki-circa-1995 movie, hijacked by Sofia Coppola in full-on fractured-family mode: sorta violent, but not quite right; sorta tender, but slightly off.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Yves Saint Laurent 5, Avenue Marceau 75116 Paris (2002) 62% 2.5/5 EDIT “More of a somber requiem than a celebratory tribute, owing mainly to languid pacing and spartan visuals that feel sharply incongruous with the dynamic vigor of the designer's clothing.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Everything Must Go (2010) 73% 4/5 EDIT “Ferrell has an empathic dramatic presence that belies a whole other side as an actor.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Midnight in Paris (2011) 93% 3/5 EDIT “Contains enough verbal and visual whimsy to provide a welcome glimmer of the Allen of Yore.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Submarine (2010) 88% 2.5/5 EDIT “It's caught up in preciously self-aware tics meant to read as glibly endearing, but which instead turn into smug tirades that quickly become white noise.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Beginners (2010) 86% 4.5/5 EDIT “A stirring, finely tuned ode to family, fulfillment and new beginnings.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review The Trip (2010) 89% 4/5 EDIT “A wickedly satisfying, irreverent laugh-in stuffed with improv, snappy repartee and some of the most hilarious impersonations this side of SNL.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review The Art of Getting By (2011) 20% 2.5/5 EDIT “Sweet, well-meaning and blandly unremarkable paean to high-school hipsterdom that's as disposable as last year's textbooks.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Page One: Inside The New York Times (2011) 78% 3/5 EDIT “This is Disneyland for media junkies, offering a rarefied entre into the Times' hallowed halls and allowing for fascinating if calculated glimpses into top-level meetings.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review A Better Life (2011) 86% 3.5/5 EDIT “Resonates with strong emotional conviction, and brings tremendous truth to a seemingly simple story that masks a heartfelt core.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Monte Carlo (2011) 40% 3/5 EDIT “The froth is there, but it arrives more like a smartly portioned serving of Diet Coke rather than a bloated root beer float that threatens to whip you into a synthetic sugar high.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) 35% 3/5 EDIT “The most visually dazzling installment yet is an exhilarating, exhausting ride.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of A Tribe Called Quest (2011) 90% 3.5/5 EDIT “Beats sketches an honest, empathic portrait that shines with clear reverence for the group's achievements, and the personal struggles they've never managed to overcome.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review Another Earth (2011) 66% 2.5/5 EDIT “The execution doesn't live up to the ambition. Get past the sci-fi novelty and it's yet another morose indie where characters wallow in and play up their own moroseness.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review The Devil's Double (2011) 54% 3/5 EDIT “Cooper is revelatory in his twin performances, sounding off peals of rage, nuance and charisma barely hinted at in his previous roles.” – Metromix.com Oct 25, 2011 Full Review
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