Jeff Simon
Jeff Simon's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
39%
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“There's no reason for it except a great deal of bloody, incoherent murder and gory comedy.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 29, 2026
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North (1994)
12%
2.5/5
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“It may appeal to those under 12, but everyone else is going to have a tough time quelling impatience.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 24, 2026
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The American President (1995)
90%
4.5/5
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“[The] script has the brilliant patina of plausibility unless you examine it a little... Hang all that stuff. Who cares? Reality is a few blocks down the road in a much tougher neighborhood. This is fantasyland, and it works out just fine.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 22, 2026
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
94%
3.5/4
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“Your jaw drops at the massive and wild spectacle in front of you and your brain bursts with admiration for the craft and audacity of it. As for your heart, that's another matter.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 14, 2026
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
91%
4/4
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“The adventure is grand, the company is a tonic and the vistas and sights from beginning to end are glorious. A rather wonderful movie, as people will find out in massive droves very soon.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 13, 2026
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The Sure Thing (1985)
84%
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“The Sure Thing is a sure thing of a movie. But as this movie knows, when you've experienced the real thing, a sure thing ins't enough.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 7, 2026
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The Princess Bride (1987)
93%
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“Just when you get all uneasy about all the amiable silliness, low-pressure cleverness and narrative confection, someone like Billy Crystal will come along... You just can't remain suspicious anymore. Why fight it? You have to try too hard to resist it.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 7, 2026
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A Few Good Men (1992)
85%
3.5/5
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“...Rob Reiner's extravagantly ballyhooed "A Few Good Men" has one thing that movies are supposed to be all about - first rate actors flinging vivid, well-crafted , transparently theatrical words all over the place.” –
Buffalo News
Jan 7, 2026
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Hook (1991)
37%
4/5
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“For all of its subversive wit and sentimental poignancy, it's clear evidence that Spielberg's Fantasy Fountain of Youth is beginning to run a wee bit dry.” –
Buffalo News
Dec 19, 2025
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Christine (1983)
72%
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“It's a movie so stupendously moronic that's almost lovable.” –
Buffalo News
Dec 16, 2025
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The Abyss (1989)
76%
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“It's a big, occasionally exciting, visually arresting mess.” –
Buffalo News
Dec 10, 2025
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True Lies (1994)
77%
3.5/4
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“You can't be unaffected by the awesome technological display of it all. You never doubt for a second that it's a winner and that it's all for you.” –
Buffalo News
Dec 9, 2025
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
91%
4/5
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“...the movie is everything that its fans could have wanted - a big, bashing, boisterous action spectacle merrily devoted to the demolition of property and mortification of the flesh.” –
Buffalo News
Dec 8, 2025
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The Wiz (1978)
38%
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“What's wrong with "The Wiz" is that it's just as often laughable as it is happy and funny.” –
Buffalo News
Nov 18, 2025
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The Running Man (1987)
59%
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“"The Running Man" is terrific.” –
Buffalo News
Nov 6, 2025
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Predator (1987)
64%
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“...a Schwarzenegger film of spectacular stupidity for two-thirds of way. In the final third, it's spectacular.” –
Buffalo News
Oct 30, 2025
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Dracula (1979)
64%
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“This "Dracula" has some effective moments in the last half-hour, but up to then it's a mock-Victorian mess with intermittently sumptuous photography by Gilbert Taylor.” –
Buffalo News
Oct 21, 2025
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Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
93%
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“The images, the feral angst of Kinski, the canals of Delft where it was filmed and the atmosphere remain to haunt until the startling and truly terrifying finale.” –
Buffalo News
Oct 21, 2025
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Desert Hearts (1985)
77%
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“[It's] offset by a humorlessness that is absolute. ” –
Buffalo News
Oct 12, 2025
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The Celluloid Closet (1995)
96%
4.5/5
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“You're going to learn important things from Celluloid Closet
-- about the hunger of gays to see some on-screen representation of gay life, even if it's a bad one; about the way homosexuals in the film world have encoded their experiences for straights. ” –
Buffalo News
Oct 8, 2025
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Tron (1982)
60%
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“Yes, "Tron" needed better music, sharper acting and well-limned dialogue. But what there is, is a feast for the hungry and avid imagination. ” –
Buffalo News
Oct 5, 2025
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Casper (1995)
59%
3.5/5
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“It's very familiarly and comfortably in Spielberg's quasi-religious mode, but altogether tender and convincing in its whimsy. ” –
Buffalo News
Sep 29, 2025
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Boogie Nights (1997)
91%
4.5/5
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“Boogie Nights is the film, I think, that will define 1997. It's not only that good but it's that audacious and that brilliant about the most difficult and most commanding subject that we know these days -- sex.” –
Buffalo News
Sep 24, 2025
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Spider-Man (2002)
90%
3.5/4
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“It's the triumph of the movie Spider-Man that they cast Tobey Maguire in the lead.” –
Buffalo News
Sep 24, 2025
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To Sleep With Anger (1990)
93%
3.5/5
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“Burnett isn't exactly a proficient director but he knows things about American black life most white American directors just don't know and makes rare and uncommonly sly jokes about them.” –
Buffalo News
Sep 23, 2025
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