Jordy Sirkin
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Jordy is a Chicago-based film critic who runs the site Jordy Reviews It. She's a big fan of the horror genre, so you'll usually find her checking out the latest scary flicks.
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
92%
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“28 Years Later: The Bone Temple provides a new sense of invigoration to the films. I love how it's pushing the boundaries of this world, shocking and delighting us viewers with every twisted turn it takes. ” –
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Jan 16, 2026
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Primate (2025)
78%
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“A surprisingly gruesome and thrilling experience that will delight horror fans with its throwback feel.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Jan 10, 2026
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We Bury the Dead (2024)
87%
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“A haunting and emotional depiction of loss amidst a zombie "outbreak". A story that wholly subverts the expectations of the subgenre.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Jan 9, 2026
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Influencers (2025)
96%
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“INFLUENCERS does an excellent job of dissecting the culture, playfully mocking a generation of sometimes unbearable folks. It’s not afraid to be a bit outlandish, with the series feeling like a throwback 90s thriller in the best of ways. ” –
Jordy Reviews It
Dec 17, 2025
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Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
77%
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“A film that doesn’t follow a formula, nor does it try to rehash the ghosts of Christmas slasher past.” –
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Dec 9, 2025
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
92%
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“An intriguing web of secrets with impeccable performances that will keep you guessing every step of the way. [And] it feels like Johnson is really honing in on the charisma, charm, and comedy of [Benoit] Blanc.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Nov 23, 2025
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Frankenstein (2025)
85%
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“In del Toro's Frankenstein, his artistry and passion are on full display, crafting a gothic horror masterpiece with an emotional jolt.” –
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Oct 17, 2025
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HIM (2025)
30%
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“HIM is by no means the best horror film of the year. But in terms of it tackling the pressure to be top of the game and how athletes push beyond healthy boundaries to achieve greatness, I think it nails it.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Sep 19, 2025
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Weapons (2025)
93%
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“Weapons is an enigma that will leave you guessing every step of the way, with a perfect blend of dread and, surprisingly, humor.” –
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Aug 8, 2025
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
36%
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“Gives slasher summer its killer comeback for the final girls.” –
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Jul 18, 2025
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Superman (2025)
83%
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“A vibrant and energetic spectacle fitting for one of the greatest superheroes of all time. And above all, a delightful introduction to a new era of the DC Universe.” –
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Jul 9, 2025
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
50%
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“Feels like a much-needed reset for the series and a fun throwback to classic Jurassic adventures.” –
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Jul 2, 2025
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
57%
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“While M3GAN 2.0 has some silly havoc to serve, I was left craving more in the camp and horror department. ” –
Jordy Reviews It
Jun 27, 2025
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Bring Her Back (2025)
89%
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“A visceral experience exploring many facets of grief to deliver one of the best and most disturbing horror films this year.” –
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May 16, 2025
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Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
92%
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“A bonkers bloodbath for the next generation. And between the chaos, a beautiful farewell to a horror legend.” –
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May 14, 2025
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Clown in a Cornfield (2025)
74%
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“While it does boast an iconic foe, what's delivered is a mediocre horror film that feels like a tonal circus, unable to figure out what it wants to be.” –
Jordy Reviews It
May 8, 2025
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Until Dawn (2025)
52%
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“An entertaining survivalist horror featuring inventive kills and intriguing world-building.” –
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Apr 24, 2025
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Sinners (2025)
97%
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“A breathtakingly beautiful and captivating story that takes an action-packed blood-thirsty twist.” –
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Apr 17, 2025
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Hell of a Summer (2023)
49%
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“Filled with classic slasher camp shenanigans and serves an impressive debut for the young filmmakers, despite a few under-baked ideas.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Apr 12, 2025
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Drop (2025)
83%
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“DROP has the feel of a throwback thriller with a playfully modern twist.” –
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Apr 12, 2025
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
52%
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“A bonkers fairy tale with a stellar ensemble.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Mar 29, 2025
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Disney's Snow White (2025)
39%
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“Snow White feels so pieced together with discombobulated ideas.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Mar 21, 2025
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Novocaine (2025)
81%
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“A boisterous thrill ride of an action-comedy with an endearing lead, dazzling stunt sequences, and the perfect amount of hijinks. Made all the more fun in an immersive theater experience.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Mar 14, 2025
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The Monkey (2025)
77%
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“A devious delight from director Osgood Perkins, perfectly blending horror and comedy for a campy tale filled with shock, gore, and malevolent fun.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Feb 14, 2025
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Heart Eyes (2025)
78%
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“A delightful slasher that takes a stab at the romantic-comedy genre with such precision, seamlessly blending all the best elements of each genre for an anti-cupid romp.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Feb 1, 2025
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