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Robert Strohmeyer

Robert Strohmeyer's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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BloodRayne (2005) 4% 1/5 EDIT “It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!” – Filmcritic.com Jan 16, 2006 Full Review Wild Life (1997) 2/5 EDIT “Even if Aoyama were to set the film in perfectly chronological order, the plot couldn't seem any less intriguing and Hiroki's personality couldn't appear any more wooden and opaque” – Filmcritic.com Dec 30, 2005 Full Review Another Lonely Hitman (2005) 2.5/5 EDIT “trending toward the amateur and gimmicky - or even fetishistically pornographic” – Filmcritic.com May 19, 2005 Full Review Robots (2005) 64% 4.5/5 EDIT “if you miss out on Robots this year, you're missing out on a lot” – Filmcritic.com Mar 9, 2005 Full Review Darkness (2002) 5% 1.5/5 EDIT “incomprehensibly opaque and moronically over-projected” – Filmcritic.com Feb 22, 2005 Full Review National Treasure (2004) 47% 3/5 EDIT “falls short in many ways, not the least of which is a ridiculously moronic plot that defies reason at every turn” – Filmcritic.com Nov 17, 2004 Full Review Return to Me (2000) 62% 3/5 EDIT “” – Filmcritic.com Oct 31, 2004 Full Review Bullet Ballet (1998) 3.5/5 EDIT “” – Filmcritic.com Oct 19, 2004 Full Review Easy Rider (1969) 84% 4.5/5 EDIT “the fact that, 35 years after the film's release, audiences around the world are still captivated by the raw vision of Easy Rider is no small accomplishment” – Filmcritic.com Oct 8, 2004 Full Review Alien Tracker (2001) 1.5/5 EDIT “looks to have been written as part of an evil alien plot to melt the brains of the human race, one Sci-Fi Channel-watching loser at a time” – Filmcritic.com Sep 26, 2004 Full Review Little Black Book (2004) 22% 2/5 EDIT “so poorly pieced together that it would take another 90 minutes of footage to make sense of it all” – Filmcritic.com Aug 5, 2004 Full Review Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) 33% 1/5 EDIT “If you liked the original, you'll hate the sequel and everyone involved in the making of it.” – Filmcritic.com Jun 23, 2004 Full Review Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) 72% 2/5 EDIT “strong contender for the title of this summer's biggest throw-away movie” – Filmcritic.com Jun 16, 2004 Full Review Christmas Party (2003) 3/5 EDIT “” – Filmcritic.com Jun 10, 2004 Full Review Lemon Sky (1987) 4/5 EDIT “accomplishes what it sets out to with only a few subtle hiccups, and for that it should be applauded” – Filmcritic.com Jun 7, 2004 Full Review Time Bandits (1981) 92% 4.5/5 EDIT “This is the film Grail longed to be.” – Filmcritic.com Jan 1, 2004 Full Review Mambo Italiano (2003) 30% 3.5/5 EDIT “Even as the dialogue reduces most of the characters to simple, flat cartoons, much of the argumentative banter is surprising and funny” – Filmcritic.com Sep 17, 2003 Full Review Johnny English (2003) 33% 1.5/5 EDIT “a complete waste of time” – Filmcritic.com Jul 19, 2003 Full Review The Animatrix (2003) 88% 3.5/5 EDIT “The animation is consistently excellent” – Filmcritic.com Jun 4, 2003 Full Review Not Love, Just Frenzy (1996) 3/5 EDIT “” – Filmcritic.com Apr 9, 2002 Full Review Someone Like You (2001) 41% 3.5/5 EDIT “A warm, fuzzy picture with enough wit to satisfy most audiences in need of a laugh.” – Filmcritic.com Mar 29, 2001 Full Review Monkeybone (2001) 21% 1/5 EDIT “Lacks as much in the way of creative inspiration as it does in taste.” – Filmcritic.com Feb 23, 2001 Full Review Chunhyang (2000) 86% 3/5 EDIT “Cunningly acted and breathtakingly filmed.” – Filmcritic.com Feb 7, 2001 Full Review One (2000) 59% 1.5/5 EDIT “This flick has all the trimmings of a fourth-year film school final project and just isn't ready for the big screen.” – Filmcritic.com Feb 7, 2001 Full Review Save the Last Dance (2001) 54% 2/5 EDIT “In the spirit of all MTV-spawned productions, Save the Last Dance is a trite amalgamation of themes and scenes from other, more interesting, movies.” – Filmcritic.com Jan 15, 2001 Full Review
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