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Graham Killeen

Graham Killeen's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).

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Dumb and Dumber To (2014) 31% 1/4 EDIT “Fans of catheters, snot, menstruation, cat anuses and a hearse filled with farts won't be disappointed. All others need not - and should not - apply.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Nov 13, 2014 Full Review Horns (2013) 41% 1.5/4 EDIT “The movie's hormone-level anger reeks of brimstone, Axe-body-spray and mid-1990s trenchcoat-mafia egocentricity. Mess with this much bull, you get "Horns."” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 31, 2014 Full Review The Surface (2014) 2.5/4 EDIT “Here's a four-word review of "The Surface": Go see "The Surface."” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 30, 2014 Full Review John Wick (2014) 86% 3.5/4 EDIT “Meet John Wick. If the name doesn't ring a bell, his fists will.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 23, 2014 Full Review Dracula Untold (2014) 26% 2.5/4 EDIT “"Dracula Untold" tries to be the "Lord of the Rings" of horror movies. Surprisingly, it mostly succeeds.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 9, 2014 Full Review The Equalizer (2014) 61% 2/4 EDIT “[Fuqua] has not only seemingly lost his eye for arty action set pieces, he apparently can't draw characters in more than one dimension.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sep 25, 2014 Full Review Dolphin Tale 2 (2014) 66% 2.5/4 EDIT “Once Bethany Hamilton of "Soul Surfer" fame shows up for stunning group-swim cameos, the shallower story is instantly forgiven.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sep 11, 2014 Full Review When the Game Stands Tall (2014) 21% 2/4 EDIT “Treats football like this summer's "Godzilla" reboot treated radioactive dinosaurs, eking out game-day and practice footage before piling it on so thick that the last minutes become an instantly forgettable blur of clashing helmets and torn-up turf.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Aug 21, 2014 Full Review What If (2013) 73% 2/4 EDIT “Radcliffe and Kazan's crucible becomes trying to fully inhabit characters who talk past each other, never amounting to more than the sum of their snark.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Aug 14, 2014 Full Review Into the Storm (2014) 21% 1.5/4 EDIT “Dangers might include rapidly decreasing green-screen visibility and high winds capable of producing gusts of stupid dialogue.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Aug 8, 2014 Full Review I Origins (2014) 51% 1.5/4 EDIT “"I Origins" will divide audiences without multiplying them.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Jul 31, 2014 Full Review Earth to Echo (2014) 49% 2/4 EDIT “"Echo" frustratingly short-circuits its young protagonists' self-determination. Along with the odds of us caring about anything they do.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Jul 1, 2014 Full Review For No Good Reason (2012) 63% 3/4 EDIT “For 89 madcap minutes, Paul and interviewer Johnny Depp conduct a surface-level whistle-stop tour of the artist's life, never once outstaying our curiosity.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Jun 5, 2014 Full Review A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) 33% 2/4 EDIT “Jumbling frat-house humor with nostalgic period sets and costumes is like writing a punchline to a Frederic Remington painting. Only less hilarious.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel May 29, 2014 Full Review Brick Mansions (2014) 25% 2/4 EDIT “Nothing more than a nearly scene-by-scene remake of "District B13," itself a glorified Nike commercial with French subtitles.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Apr 24, 2014 Full Review The Raid 2 (2014) 82% 3/4 EDIT “"The Raid 2" comes chock full of baseball bats pulping skulls, box-cutters slicing arteries and a henchman wielding what looks like carpet knives, redecorating the floor with opponents' entrails.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Apr 10, 2014 Full Review Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) 90% 3.5/4 EDIT “A sizzling, stand-alone conspiracy that lights the fuse on the Marvel universe and actually retrofits "Iron Man 2's" clunkiest component parts.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Apr 3, 2014 Full Review Divergent (2014) 41% 2/4 EDIT “Director Neil Burger cinematically steamrolls the potholed yet powerful source material, buffing his film adaptation to a gooey asphalt sheen.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Mar 20, 2014 Full Review 300: Rise of an Empire (2014) 45% 3/4 EDIT “Eva Green shows up as the film's best visual effect, transposing a one-note henchwoman into a symphony of glowers, glares, gnashing teeth and blunt-force decolletage.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Mar 6, 2014 Full Review Pompeii (2014) 27% 2/4 EDIT “Unfortunately, "Pompeii" turns out to be a blue-ribbon science fair volcano: all papier-mache, baking soda and vinegar, but no actual heat.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Feb 20, 2014 Full Review Winter's Tale (2014) 12% 1.5/4 EDIT “"Winter's Tale" perfectly portrays the confusion of falling in love and not knowing all the rules because you lost your Dungeons & Dragons manual and never took Comparative Religions 101.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Feb 13, 2014 Full Review The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) 52% 2/4 EDIT “The only thing worse than the commercialization of the holidays is trying to tell the difference between commercials and certain holiday movies.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Dec 24, 2013 Full Review The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) 74% 3.5/4 EDIT “"The Desolation of Smaug" sometimes feels slower than an Ent, but audiences will be spellbound by the museum-quality production design, top-notch visual effects and endearingly unironic performances.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Dec 12, 2013 Full Review Out of the Furnace (2013) 53% 3/4 EDIT “A surprisingly unwatered-down signature flavor, mixing motor oil, gunpowder, sweat, pig iron, dollar bills, denim, skunky beer, blood and dirty socks.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Dec 5, 2013 Full Review Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) 61% 2/4 EDIT “Prop gags that "Saturday Night Live" might stretch to fill an entire sketch fizzle almost immediately, while director Jeff Tremaine's low-def hidden-camera footage often looks like it was shot on Skype.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 24, 2013 Full Review
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