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Jackie Loohauis

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Darling Companion (2012) 21% 2.5/4 EDIT “The plot itself is thin kibble indeed, and the scriptwriting team of Lawrence and Meg Kasdan must bring in a gypsy psychic (Ayelet Zurer) as a plot device to give the film some spice.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel May 17, 2012 Full Review Big Miracle (2012) 74% 2.5/4 EDIT “"Big Miracle," perhaps inadvertently ... delivers a message custom-made for our times: That somewhere between avarice and ideology there's a path people can walk together to save the planet.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Feb 2, 2012 Full Review Dolphin Tale (2011) 81% 3/4 EDIT “With "Dolphin Tale," Hollywood dares to do the almost unimaginable: Create a really heartwarming family movie.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sep 22, 2011 Full Review The Ward (2010) 34% 1.5/4 EDIT “The master who gave us "Halloween," one of the most terrifying films of all time, can't provoke more than a chill in "The Ward."” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sep 1, 2011 Full Review The Last Lions (2011) 86% 2/4 EDIT “This is National Geographic writ raw for effect, and "The Last Lions" suffers for it.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Mar 17, 2011 Full Review Alien Trespass (2009) 38% 2/4 EDIT “To see how Alien Trespass might have been done, rent The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra with its puppet monster on visible strings, its dime-store sets and its dreadful artificial dialogue.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Apr 2, 2009 Full Review Fly Me to the Moon (2008) 20% 3/4 EDIT “Delightful enough to earn the buzz.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Aug 15, 2008 Full Review Shine a Light (2008) 85% 3/4 EDIT “Jagger remains amazing, a human explosion crossing the stage for two hours.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Apr 4, 2008 Full Review 30 Days of Night (2007) 50% 2.5/4 EDIT “A frightening genre offering, raising the bar on raising the dead.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 18, 2007 Full Review Dr. Bronner's Magic Soapbox (2006) 86% 2.5/4 EDIT “Swirl together hemp, peppermint, vitamin E and a huge dollop of weirdness, and you have one of the most strangely brewed documentaries in years.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 4, 2007 Full Review Silk (2007) 7% 2.5/4 EDIT “If you see Silk, be happy just to see it, in all its gorgeousness. That alone makes it worth your own trek to the theater.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sep 14, 2007 Full Review Pathfinder (2007) 8% 3/4 EDIT “Pathfinder sweeps fantasy to a new level: gritty, layered, chill-chasing.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Apr 13, 2007 Full Review Meet the Robinsons (2007) 68% 2.5/4 EDIT “The mishmash won't offend kids, but it won't hold their interest for long. If only Walt had been around to think it through.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Mar 30, 2007 Full Review Thr3e (2007) 5% 2/4 EDIT “Thr3e is far short of Se7en.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Jan 5, 2007 Full Review For Your Consideration (2006) 53% 3/4 EDIT “You know what else we heard about this film? They're saying it could be nominated for an Oscar...” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Nov 22, 2006 Full Review Feast (2006) 56% 3/4 EDIT “The movie happens to be terrific.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sep 22, 2006 Full Review The Omen (2006) 26% 1/4 EDIT “Take the numbers 06-06-06 and calculate them according to the rituals of ancient mystical prophecy, and what do you get? Zilch.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Jun 6, 2006 Full Review The Hills Have Eyes (2006) 51% 1/4 EDIT “The body count is higher than the scriptwriters' combined IQ's.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Mar 9, 2006 Full Review Final Destination 3 (2006) 44% 1.5/4 EDIT “If you're into state-of-the art depictions of human pureeing, this is indeed your flick.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Feb 10, 2006 Full Review Saw II (2005) 39% 1.5/4 EDIT “Think gore, gore and more gore. That's all the filmmakers can deliver from a concept that's already broken its teeth.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Oct 27, 2005 Full Review Venom (2005) 13% 1.5/4 EDIT “You'll sleep like you just took the recommended daily dosage of Tylenol PM right though this snore-monger.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Sep 15, 2005 Full Review Land of the Dead (2005) 75% 3/4 EDIT “Romero was savvy enough to turn a $100,000 indie quickie into a classic and he shows he can still make a corpse stagger with his new film, George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Jun 24, 2005 Full Review Walk on Water (2004) 75% 3/4 EDIT “The history of this film sparkles with fresh thinking.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel May 12, 2005 Full Review House of Wax (2005) 27% .5/4 EDIT “In this film, Paris is the brains of the outfit.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel May 5, 2005 Full Review Roar: Lions of the Kalahari (2003) 90% 2/4 EDIT “For those who can take it, the film offers an experience that's literally wild.” – Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Feb 11, 2005 Full Review
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