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Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).

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The Terminator (1984) 90% 4/4 EDIT “Arnold is The Terminator, and I'm gonna say it right now: we're talking drive-in heaven. ” – United Press International Dec 8, 2025 Full Review Critters (1986) 52% EDIT “Four stars. Best of '86. Joe Bob says check it out.” – United Press International Oct 27, 2021 Full Review Link (1986) 44% 3.5/4 EDIT “Link is the finest monkey movie since Mad Monkey Kung Fu.” – United Press International Jun 26, 2021 Full Review Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002) 4/4 EDIT “You'll be happy to know, I'm sure, that Herschell still makes movies the old-fashioned way --- with no money and no second takes.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Mark of the Astro-Zombies (2004) 2/4 EDIT “"Mark of the Astro-Zombies" doesn't make a lick of sense, proving that Ted V. Mikels has not so much evolved as a filmmaker but calcified in that inimitable way he has of being simultaneously outrageous and boring.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Bad Girl (2001) EDIT “I'm telling you, this movie will make you long for the complete cinematic works of Yoko Ono.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Shatter Dead (1994) 3/4 EDIT “It's one of those movies where half the time you don't know exactly what's going on, but the gritty video makes it realistic and scary enough that you don't really care.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review The Double-D Avenger (2001) 2.5/4 EDIT “Not since "Beach House" have I been so moved.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Mayhem Motel (2001) 1.5/4 EDIT “These may be the most obnoxious, disgusting people ever to be seen in one place at one time, and since Kempter says his two main influences are John Waters and "Gummo," we don't have to wonder why they start killing one another.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Warrior (2002) 3/4 EDIT “My kinda movie!” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Duck! The Carbine High Massacre (1999) 3/4 EDIT “It's a really bad movie that delivers in the final few moments.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Terror Firmer (1999) 80% 3/4 EDIT “Kaufman always delivers on the three B's: blood, breasts and beasts. And in this case he's so far beyond X-rated that I have to say he made ME flinch, and I've seen 47,000 of these things.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review R.I.C.C.O. (2002) 2/4 EDIT “They don't call 'em exploitation flicks for nothing, do they? I liked it in spite of myself.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Attack of the Bat Monsters (2000) 3.5/4 EDIT “This is a must-see for anyone interested in the period. I could complain about some anachronisms (the term "scream queen" hadn't been invented in 1959, for example), but on the whole it's pretty accurate.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Maniacal (2003) 2/4 EDIT “It's by the numbers but it never bogs down.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Hunting Humans (2002) 4/4 EDIT “This is an extremely well directed film that has already won some B movie awards, and once again it cements the reputation of the Baltimore area as the place where all the most interesting low-budget work is happening these days.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Witchcraft XI: Sisters in Blood (2000) 2.5/4 EDIT “What was I doing? Where was I? How could this happen? -- I missed ALL the "Witchcraft" movies from one through ten.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Raging Hormones (1999) 2/4 EDIT “The problem when people other than John Waters try to DO John Waters is that the acting gets too broad, and that's what happens here, with a couple of the girls so over the top they'd have to tone it down for the Seaquarium dolphin show.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Hookers In a Haunted House (1999) 2/4 EDIT “Yes, they really had a script for this.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Satan Was a Lady (2001) 20% 4/4 EDIT “All of the Wishman elements are here -- the suggestive lesbian subplots, the cutaways to random inanimate objects (she saves money by dubbing dialogue without showing the speaker's face), and, of course, plenty of gratuitous nudity and violence.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review The Ultimate Attraction (2000) 3/4 EDIT “There are some things you just never get tired of drooling over. Taylor St. Claire, as a bio-engineered mutant caused by a clicker malfunction, is one of them.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Visitor Q (2001) 60% 4/4 EDIT “This movie is sick, sicker and sickest. I loved it, of course.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Scarlet Diva (2000) 52% 4/4 EDIT “I definitely want to watch it again. I'm not sure exactly what I saw the first time, but I loved it.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Stakes (2002) 2/4 EDIT “One great thing about these vampires is that, when they DO finally die, they just sort of go up in a cloud of steam, saving hundreds of dollars in needless gore effects. My kinda movie.” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review Tail Sting (2001) 2.5/4 EDIT “If I had to guess, they were going for a combination of Ridley Scott's "Alien," Jack Arnold's "Creature from the Black Lagoon," and the Zucker Brothers "Airplane" -- and, by God, they succeeded!” – United Press International Oct 24, 2016 Full Review
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