Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2025)
94%
3/4
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“Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die’s obviousness only makes its proximity to the real-life A.I. slop invasion more unnerving, and the extent of what humanity has accepted for convenience’s sake more abhorrent.” –
Slant Magazine
Jan 29, 2026
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Return to Silent Hill (2026)
17%
.5/4
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“Christophe Gans’s film does away with all the psychosexual nuance of Silent Hill 2.” –
Slant Magazine
Jan 21, 2026
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Night Patrol (2025)
59%
.5/4
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“Ryan Prows’s film comes across as just straight-up exploitative.” –
Slant Magazine
Jan 14, 2026
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The Chronology of Water (2025)
90%
3.5/4
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“The beauty of Kristen Stewart’s focus is how she excavates the profound from the mundane.” –
Slant Magazine
Dec 3, 2025
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A Magnificent Life (2025)
64%
2/4
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“Sylvain Chomet provides only a scant sense of Marcel Pagnol’s creative inklings, such as the ideas and themes that fuel the films that he fights so vehemently to make.” –
Slant Magazine
Nov 20, 2025
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Arco (2025)
92%
3/4
EDIT
“Arco is a children’s adventure set in world that’s literally on fire, which makes the moments of childlike wonder and connection all the more endearing and vital.” –
Slant Magazine
Nov 10, 2025
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Predator: Badlands (2025)
86%
3/4
EDIT
“The action is horrifying, inventive, and heart-pounding, but it’s also the least surprising part of Predator: Badlands.” –
Slant Magazine
Nov 5, 2025
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Bone Lake (2024)
84%
1.5/4
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“The horror here proves as much a dead end as the main characters’ relationship.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 28, 2025
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HIM (2025)
30%
2/4
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“The film leaves you wishing that the aspirational way the sport is presented in real life had been read for filth.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 18, 2025
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Eleanor the Great (2025)
66%
2.5/4
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“Scarlett Johansson’s direction keeps things simple and intimate in a way that Tory Kamen’s overambitious screenplay doesn’t.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 11, 2025
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The Long Walk (2025)
88%
3/4
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“This ferocious adaptation of Stephen King’s 1979 novella as a passion play about class solidarity.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 7, 2025
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The Roses (2025)
64%
2/4
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“The War of the Roses, both the book and the Danny DeVito film, is an infamously brutal comedy of terrors, and The Roses is cuddly by comparison.” –
Slant Magazine
Aug 25, 2025
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Ne Zha II (2025)
91%
3/5
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“Jiaozi’s film is a sprawling, hyperkinetic exercise in mythological storytelling.” –
Slant Magazine
Aug 20, 2025
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Honey Don't! (2025)
45%
2/4
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“The film is paced in such a languid, dreamy way that it’s hard to get a grasp on how each scene connects to the larger themes or the larger mystery until fairly late.” –
Slant Magazine
Aug 18, 2025
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The Naked Gun (2025)
87%
3/4
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“The Naked Gun is of a piece with the “joke in every frame” approach that Zucker, Abrams, and Zucker brought to their best work.” –
Slant Magazine
Jul 30, 2025
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
86%
3.5/4
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“The earthbound side of the film is more remarkable in how it channels Jack Kirby’s optimism and faith in humanity, but make no mistake, the film is also very much tapped into Kirby’s psychedelic id.” –
Slant Magazine
Jul 22, 2025
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
57%
3/4
EDIT
“Imagine John Waters at the helm of a Terminator 2 remake and you have an inkling of just how wild a pivot M3GAN 2.0 is from its predecessor.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 25, 2025
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Elio (2025)
83%
3/4
EDIT
“The film's aliens are truly some of the most, well, alien character designs to grace the big screen in quite some time, which gives an extra boost to the film’s core theme.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 17, 2025
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Everything's Going to Be Great (2025)
56%
1.5/4
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“The human struggles at play are too dire and relatable for us to say that these people don’t deserve that level of grace, but making the audience generally sympathize with them doesn’t make spending time with them particularly pleasant either.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 15, 2025
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Man Finds Tape (2025)
82%
3/4
EDIT
“There are very real monsters, in every sense of the term, at the heart of this story.
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Slant Magazine
Jun 13, 2025
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How to Train Your Dragon (2025)
77%
2/4
EDIT
“As heartwarming as this story remains at its core, it’s hard to shake that you already know how it will play out.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 9, 2025
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Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)
95%
3/4
EDIT
“Killer of Killers only gives us just enough to get by, get invested, and get to the goods.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 5, 2025
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Ballerina (2025)
75%
2/4
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“Sans a mythology of its own, or any substantive ties into where the John Wick films go chronologically after this, Ballerina is just another 87Eleven joint.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 4, 2025
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Karate Kid: Legends (2025)
58%
2.5
EDIT
“The film represents a figurative and literal change of pace for the series. ” –
Slant Magazine
May 28, 2025
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Lilo & Stitch (2025)
72%
3/4
EDIT
“Here, “ohana” doesn’t just mean family but community, and the film does moving and spirited work in showcasing how crucial it is for us to lift each other up.” –
Slant Magazine
May 20, 2025
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