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The Foywonder

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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) 19% 3.5/5 EDIT “Absolutely glorious! Eighty-six fast-paced minutes of bad b-monster movie bonanza with a campy glee that will bring a smile to the face of many.” – Dread Central May 14, 2009 Full Review Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2009) 1/5 EDIT “Vacancy 2: The Final Cut is cheap, pointless, boring, and not scary in the slightest.” – Dread Central Nov 25, 2008 Full Review The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008) 3% 2.5/5 EDIT “Oh my god, The Haunting of Molly Hartley is so lame. So stunningly lame! So astoundingly lame! So impossibly lame! So gloriously lame that I almost want to recommend it.” – Dread Central Oct 31, 2008 Full Review House (2008) 0% 1/5 EDIT “The only spiritual enlightenment I achieved was thinking "Thank God that's over" when the closing credits began to roll.” – Dread Central Oct 26, 2008 Full Review Alone in the Dark 2 (2008) 1.5/5 EDIT “Blink and miss Alone in the Dark II ... There's really nothing to see here. It doesn't even have the epic train wreck quality of Boll's original. It's just a plain ol' bad movie.” – Dread Central Oct 21, 2008 Full Review One Missed Call (2008) 0% 1/5 EDIT “This is one call you should definitely miss.” – Dread Central Jan 4, 2008 Full Review Skinwalkers (2006) 11% 1.5/5 EDIT “Skinwalkers is quite possibly the dumbest movie of the year that wasn't meant to be a dumb comedy to begin with.” – Dread Central Aug 11, 2007 Full Review Mummy Maniac (2007) 0/5 EDIT “The worst movie I've ever reviewed for Dread Central! Yes, I'd even rather sit through Not Dead Enough and Curse of Halloween again than watch Mummy Maniac ever again.” – Dread Central Jun 30, 2007 Full Review Wrestlemaniac (2006) 3.5/5 EDIT “It's not a perfect movie and it won't set the horror world on fire; just bloody slammin' fun. Wrestlemaniac is the stuff cult classics are made of.” – Dread Central Jun 11, 2007 Full Review Big Bad Wolf (2006) 2.5/5 EDIT “Big Bad Wolf huffs and puffs but it failed to blow my house down.” – Dread Central Jun 2, 2007 Full Review Blood Mask (2006) 1/5 EDIT “It doesn't matter if a movie costs 300 million or only 300 dollars; good is good and bad is bad, and Bloodmask: The Possession of Nicole Lameroux is just plain bad.” – Dread Central Jun 2, 2007 Full Review Drive Thru (2007) 1/5 EDIT “Drive Thru left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a case of mental indigestion.” – Dread Central Apr 9, 2007 Full Review Cannibal (2006) 0/5 EDIT “This movie made me want to gnaw my own eyes out.” – Dread Central Apr 3, 2007 Full Review Premonition (2007) 8% 1/5 EDIT “Watching Premonition I constantly felt like closing my eyes and taking a nap, secretly hoping that I too would wake up to find it was actually a few days earlier.” – Dread Central Mar 17, 2007 Full Review Alien Invasion Arizona (2005) 1/5 EDIT “Yet another dull and unimaginative rerun of countless other aliens amok on earth movies we've all seen too many of.” – Dread Central Mar 6, 2007 Full Review Succubus: Hell-Bent (2007) 3/5 EDIT “Succubus: Hell Bent is a fun little flick that breezes by even if it does occasionally feel as if it's holding back on going completely over the top” – Dread Central Mar 1, 2007 Full Review Ghost Rider (2007) 28% 1.5/5 EDIT “A total misfire.” – Dread Central Feb 18, 2007 Full Review Vegas Vampires (2003) 2/5 EDIT “I got the sense that Vegas Vampires was made for shits and giggles and that's about all it's good for.” – Dread Central Feb 13, 2007 Full Review Prey (2007) 17% 2.5/5 EDIT “Overall, there's really nothing wrong with the directing, the writing, or even the acting...The only knock against Prey is that it's a very conventional thriller that's perfectly watchable, yet never particularly engaging” – Dread Central Jan 25, 2007 Full Review Primeval (2007) 21% 1/5 EDIT “...if you only see one killer crocodile movie in theaters this year, make sure it's not Primeval.” – Dread Central Jan 15, 2007 Full Review Serum (2006) 2.5/5 EDIT “It's too bad that just when the movie really should be kicking into high gear it begins to sputter and fall apart. It's like writer/director Steve Franke said, "To hell with the story! I'm just gonna kill everyone I spent the first half of the film introd” – Dread Central Jan 10, 2007 Full Review Mexican Werewolf in Texas (2005) 2/5 EDIT “Unfortunately, I found this creature feature to be as dry as the dustbowl it's set in.” – Dread Central Jan 10, 2007 Full Review Thr3e (2007) 5% 1.5/5 EDIT “Thr3e basically has two modes: boring mode and stupid mode. The film is only 108 minutes long, but I swear there are periods where it felt like it might as well have been 308.” – Dread Central Jan 6, 2007 Full Review 13 Seconds (2003) 80% 3.5/5 EDIT “13 Seconds is worth a look because it does have a worthwhile story with some seriously unnerving visuals and a nifty twist ending that explains the film's title.” – Dread Central Jan 1, 2007 Full Review Alone (1997) 0.5/5 EDIT “Horror movie, noir, action thriller, chick flick - it fails on all counts.” – Dread Central Jan 1, 2007 Full Review
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